Earlier this month my mom left the pantry window open a few inches - like she often does in nice weather. But on this occasion she was not anticipating an intruder. Along comes Mrs. Brown Bear, who is obviously premenstrual and craving chocolate. The bear slides open the window, pops off the screen and climbs into the pantry. My parents are sleeping like hibernating bears themselves - they didn't hear a thing!
The bear proceeds to ingest an entire five pound bag of Ghiradelli chocolate chips and two boxes of brownie mix. Yumm. That certainly hits the spot! When her picnic is over she climbs back out of the pantry.
The only evidence the bear was there are the discarded packaging from the mix and chips and one very large, muddy, paw print on the wall where she gave herself a "leg up" out the window.
And I thought my neighbors were annoying!
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